Between picking up dog poop (why do they like the dining room?), walking dogs, feeding dogs, cuddling dogs, grooming dogs, removing non dog toys from their mouths, etc., I spent some time wandering around the internet, I got lost somehow (hey it's happened to of all us, no?), and somehow found this page which led to this page and this page. After snorting Fresca out my nose for the better part of an afternoon I felt I had to share. I was certain that some of you would also be in need of nasal irrigation. Don't ever forget, I am here for you.
BTW, I had no idea George Takei was so effing funny. He also seems to have a lot of spare time.