I had a similar experience today with a different garment. Underwear. It was an interesting and unpleasant sensation. They were made from a piece of crushed velour (I have been going through the stash and if it is a knit, it is being turned into underwear). I made the mistake of cutting them in one piece so the nap went down in the front and up in the back. Don't do this. Really. Every movement ratcheted the panties lower and lower on my butt, and the fabric somehow began to pool up in the front (I don't wear low rise jeans and the fabric was still pooled above the waist). They got so low on my butt that the only thing keeping them on the back of my body at all was the fact that they had leg holes and my legs were in them. Of course I was at work and it didn't seem right somehow to stick my hand down the back of my jeans to try to yank them back into place. Eventually I did. It didn't help. They would immediately return to their inevitable trip down my butt. I think they were trying to do somersaults. It really was quite funny, but where is the fun if you can't share with someone, and this definitely falls under TMI for people at work.
|I bet you think these are just an innocent pair of panties. Wrong. |
They are an instrument of torture.
Moral of the story is "if you make underwear out of fabric with a nap, DO NOT cut the fabric in one piece and make sure the nap goes down in front and back".